A collection of retrospective humor vignettes designed to enhance immune systems everywhere -- (particularly the one inside my spousal unit).
"There's nothing happening now that I haven't already experienced, thoughtfully considered, then made fun of." -- CGiven
Friday, May 3, 2013
THE GREAT BLEET-OFF VS TWEET-OFF
ON FEBRUARY 15, fellow Tweeter Ruth Reichl, renowned foodie, tweeted the following:
thinking about last night's dinner. Lightly steamed fresh Maine shrimp.Such
tender tails. Rich heads to suck. Fine finger food.
ON MAY 3RD, Carolyn Given bleeted:
The last time I wrote sexual inneundo
like that I was flagged for pornography. "The Right Tool For the Right Job; My Plumber Was The Right Tool," became, "Our Plumber Fixed A Baseboard." -- pffft --