Friday, May 3, 2013

THE GREAT BLEET-OFF VS TWEET-OFF


THE TWEET



ON FEBRUARY 15, fellow Tweeter Ruth Reichl, renowned foodie, tweeted the following:

Woke up thinking about last night's dinner. Lightly steamed fresh Maine shrimp.Such tender tails. Rich heads to suck. Fine finger food. 



THE BLEET

ON MAY 3RD, Carolyn Given bleeted: 

The last time I wrote sexual inneundo like that I was flagged for pornography. "The Right Tool For the Right Job; My Plumber Was The Right Tool," became, "Our Plumber Fixed A Baseboard."   -- pffft --